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Louise’s Post-Cursed Child Review: Stage Spectacle Out-Shines the Script

 

  1. Louise’s Post-Cursed Child Review: Stage Spectacle Out-Shines the Script

    April 18, 2019 by  4 Comments
    Yesterday was it: a day of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, with Part 1 at 2 PM and Part 2 at 7:30. I had been eagerly anticipating this experience since the release of the published script almost 3 years ago. In general, I would say that the show fully met my expectations:  the parts I enjoyed from the script were great on stage, and the parts that made me roll my eyes at the script–I’m looking at you, bed-wetting scene, and tearful conversations with Dumbledore’s portrait— did the same thing on stage.  But, the part of the theatrical experience you can’t get from reading–the staging, the sets, the special effects–were amazing, as has been reported by theater-goers since the London premiere. That, as expected, turned the experience into something well worth the price.
    More to come:  but, be forewarned.  Despite the neat #keepthesecrets button they gave me, having already read, discussed, blogged and podcasted about the script extensively, I will be discussing many show spoilers.  Please do not read beyond the jump if you do not want to know the Cursed Secrets.
    Any play needs a strong cast and strong staging to succeed, and doubly so when it faces an audience that is somewhat skeptical about the merits of the script itself.  And, it is fair to say I had some issues with the script:  Cedric Diggory, Death Eater? Voldemort fathered a kid with Bellatrix? Harry is a lousy dad?  But, with a strong cast, amazing staging and a heavy dose of nostalgia, a great show can emerge, even from a precarious premise. The comparison I like to make is with my favorite of the Star Trek: The Original Series movies:  Star Trek IV:  The Voyage Home. The premise is:  an unknown space probe arrives at Earth to talk  to a humpback whale. It is able to nearly destroy the the planet when this conversation does not happen.  After an elaborate time-travel adventure, a pair of whales is produced, and after a 10-sec conversation, the probe is satisfied and flies away, with no one apparently interested in what it was or where it came from. The Voyage Home because fans aren’t showing up to hear the story of the probe; they showed up to see the voyage home:  Kirk touring  the Monterey Bay Aquarium, Spock nerve-pinch a dude on a bus with an overly loud boom box, Scotty attempt to operate an Apple IIe and proud Russian Chekov get captured on a naval aircraft carrier. Similarly, a chance to re-visit the wizarding world and see the characters will love in unique settings and situations is an incredible homecoming experience, and something I, at least, am willing to overlook the shaky premise of the play itself. 
    Enough of that. The cast was, in a word, superb. The most challenging parts are clearly those of Albus and Scorpius, which require 20-something actors– and as tall or taller than their parents– to convincingly play children 11-14 years old; and they did!  Though I did not see the original cast, the new adult (Harry, Ron, Ginny, Draco and Hermione) and “child” (Albus and Scorpius) casts were all quite strong. Scorpius, in particular, was hilarious in his nerdiness; it was indeed hard to picture him as Draco’s son. Many characters did strong impressions of their movie counterparts: Harry and Ginny bore an uncanny resemblance to Daniel Radcliffe and Bonnie Wright, and McGonagall was clearly playing Maggie Smith’s version of the character–not that that’s a bad thing. The surprise scene-stealer in this regard was Moaning Myrtle who, though she sounded almost exactly like Shirley Henderson, was over-the-top in her flirtatious responses to all the living males, and hysterically funny. Ginny had a lot of the sass and the spunk the character missed in the movies, so she was also a pleasure to see. Finally, Ron was the perfect comic relief — which the play needed and, since we don’t have the twins (sniff!), and given the occasional dark tone; he was a great choice for that.
    As for the staging…  the word there is WOW! I was reminded of the first touring cast of Les Miserables I saw in San Francisco, with the turntable in the middle of the stage and the moving parts that were constantly being re-combined to produce different settings, including the magnificent barricade. The Cursed Child producers got a lot of mileage from a couple of moving staircases, and the original suitcases people were carrying from the opening King’s Cross scene were re-purposed multiple times. The best special effects were the kid-swallowing bookcase and the frequent arrivals of the ministry types by Floo powder in McGonagall’s office. There was a lot of flying on wires, the most impressive of which was the arrival of the dementors. There was a lot of swooshing of cloaks and making things appear and disappear that way. Spell casting was explosive with lots of light and fire effects. The time shifts were marked by a shimmering effect that still has us puzzled about how it was done. The revelation of the prophecy had people gasping in surprise. Only two elements were  a bit disappointing: 1) the underwater scene, which appeared to be just a film of the swimming actors projected on a screen, though the real onstage pool that the actors appeared and disappeared almost made up for it. 2) the trolley lady, who didn’t transform in any way other than to grow some claws, Wolverine-style, and seemed to make no effort to stop the boys escaping the train other than yell at them. I expected an exploding pumpkin pastie or two.
    On to the few elements of the play that didn’t quite work for me. The first was Hermione, who, unfortunately, does not make a very convincing Minister of Magic in any timeline. I think the problem there is that, despite her intelligence, she was never a particularly strong leader; she simply does not work as a wizarding head of state. Of the major characters, she and Draco Malfoy are the most transformed from their book and movie versions, and, while we are shown a reason for Draco’s transformation– the love and loss of his wife, Astoria Greengrass– we have no clear reason why Hermione seems to be a completely different character.  The second is, the Sorting Hat, who is played by a nameless person in a brown muggle suit who also pops up at various points in the play to remind us of the boarder between our world and the magical one: he casts the spells to conceal Platform 9 3/4 from muggles, and starts the snow in Godric’s Hollow. But the hat itself is… a brown derby.  For a play that sticks quite closely to the world of the books– remembering details like Ginny calling Tom Riddle’s diary her best friend, for instance– to forget that the sorting hat is an ancient wizard’s hat that once belongs to Gryffindor himself, is decidedly odd. Third, the Snape in this version was not particularly impressive. He seemed too quick to believe Scorpius’s story, too friendly with Ron and Hermione and too sentimental about Albus Severus bearing his name. The pacing for that entire part of the show seemed a bit rushed. I would liked to have seen a bit more Rickman-style stoicism there.
    Finally, my husband and traveling companion, who has read the books and seen the movies but who is nowhere near the superfan I am, shared my opinion that the play really needed an in-the-flesh Neville, as many times as he was mentioned.  But, overall, those were minor quibbles, compared to an overall wonderful experience. If you have a chance to see the play. go!
    Tomorrow, I’ll explain a bit about the theater decor, and how that enhanced the overall experience.

    Comments

    1. Kelly Loomis says
      Having seen the original cast earlier this year, I think I can agree with much of your review. One thing I would disagree with however was the audience being skeptical going into it. Most of the people I waited in line with or sat around did not even seem to have read the script, let alone be skeptical about it. Gasps at certain reveals were evidence of most not knowing the story beforehand.
      You haven’t touched on the decor and theater yet, but the whole experience from reminder and informational emails, to the directions and orderliness in the line outside the theater, to the “feels” you had walking around the lobby areas were all part of an enhanced theater experience. It was all “top notch”. Having a designated person to take photos with your own phones with the house banners contributed to the excitement before even getting to one’s seat. (But I’m sure you’ll cover more of the theater’s lobby experience in your next post).
      If I had issues with the script beforehand but decided I wanted to see it and experience it live due to many people loving it. In person, the story goes very quickly and with the staging and special effects, an audience member doesn’t have as much time to ponder over those issues as when reading the script. You get caught up in the majesty of it all.
      I agree with your assessment of Hermione’s character. She would have been better as the right hand woman of another Minister for Magic – doing research and applying her brain to problems but not necessarily leading others and being the face of the ministry. I may be in the minority here – and Hermione COULD have been black by the book description – but it was hard for me to picture her that way after 8 films of Emma Watson. Having the actress outside smoking by the stage door before both performances took a little away from her also (although that is a very opinionated stance I know).
      I would also have liked seeing Neville – especially as a professor and maybe drinking with Ron at the pub.
      Otherwise, thoughts on the cast were that they were superb. I enjoyed Ginny especially as she was given more of the strength we saw in the books and was a perfect partner for Harry. Much of Harry’s issues were very understandable and as a parent I cringe at some of my past mistakes.
    2. Yes, Louise, all well and good, glad you loved the play…
      But what did you choose to drink?
      I’m almost convinced I should go (and I will when the road show comes to Oklahoma City, I promise), but I’m curious to hear about the refreshments on offer in NYC.
    3. Louise Freeman says
      John,
      See next post!
    4. Ah, a frose! Yum.

Louise’s Pre-Cursed Child Post: Anticipation, Head-scratching, and Curry.

 

  1. Louise’s Pre-Cursed Child Post: Anticipation, Head-scratching, and Curry.

    Originally published April 16, 2019 by  2 Comments
    It’s Cursed Child Eve for this Hogpro faculty member, as, almost exactly a year after I snagged tickets to the Broadway production, I caught the train to NYC from Charlottesville for the big show. I opted for the one day version, so Parts I and 2 are both tomorrow. A long day of theater-going, to be sure!
    Headmaster John asked me to write up both pre- and post-performance productions. Confession time… while I read the script through twice when it was published in July 2016, I intentionally have not picked it up since, knowing that I would someday see the play and wanting as fresh a take as possible.  In a perfect world, I would have seen the play before reading the script, but, I couldn’t wait three years. Thus, while John insists he would have read the play multiple times in the weeks before the show, so as to best be on alert for any changes, I took the opposite approach.
    I did, however, re-read the previous posts I had written about the script (herehere and here), as well as listen to the MuggleNet Academia episode I recorded on the topic. Another must-read was Elizabeth Baird-Hardy’s brilliant essay of the Oedipal connections to the script.  So, if you want to know my thoughts on the script itself prior to the show, you can go there. 
    In the absence of fresh script thoughts, I will share a bit of my Cursed Child Eve festivities in the Big Apple. We arrived in mid-afternoon, just in time to check out our decidedly “cozy” hotel and do a little sight-seeing. After a stroll by the Empire State Building, we visited the NYC Public Library, which turned out to be a great place for getting into the Potter spirit. Not only are there awesome lions– that’s the very Gryffindorly-named Fortitude, above– there was an entire display of Harry Potter material in the library gift shop, including, of course, the Cursed Child script. 
    Then, we walked over to the Lyric Theater itself, where the show will start at 1 PM tomorrow.  The gift shop there was open as well, and my husband requested I visit today, before I got overly intoxicated by either the production itself or the drink to which our Headmaster has promised to treat me. As it turned out, his fears that I would go crazy in that retail establishment were groundless.  I noticed on the picture of the house banners outside the theater that a couple of the House color schemes were off. Gryffindor and Slytherin were OK, but Hufflepuff was a light gold, almost beige, paired with a muddy brown. rather than the yellow and black of the series. Ravenclaw, already corrupted from the books’ blue-and-bronze to the blue-and-grey of the movie merchandise, was even worse: a royal blue paired with a sky blue. (Bleah!) As you can see in the photo, the faulty color scheme was repeated in the t-shirts, ties and scarves sold in the theater souvenir shop. This pretty much kills any chance I will add to my Ravenclaw swag collection here.  
    On top of that, a lot of the key-chains, pens, etc. carried the slogan “The 8th Story, 19 Years Later.”  If you perused the posts and podcasts, you know I think it was a mistake to marked this as the “8th book” in the series, since it clearly is not. The opening dialogue on Platform 9 3/4 does not match either the book’s or the film’s; where Harry is clearly shown to have a loving relationship with Albus Severus and be OK with him being a Slytherin. That fundamental precept must be changed if the Cursed Child storyline is going to exist. For that reason, I belong to the camp that rejects the play as canon, and considers it a fan-fiction adjunct, albeit the best type, the kind that gets the approval of the Author Herself. So, while I am greatly looking forward to the theatrical spectacle tomorrow, I think I will let my “Best Play” flyer, above, be my only souvenir. Unless that promised drink comes in a keepsake goblet or cauldron….
    The final fun bit?  Our hotel is located directly over this awesome little take-out curry place, where we ate a delicious dinner after our touristing. It was enough to help me imagine being in London with Cormoran, Robin, Nick and Ilsa.
    Back tomorrow with a review of the play itself!

    Comments

    1. Kelly Loomis says
      Looking forward to your impressions once you’ve seen it. I, too, was dismayed at the color changes in the house gear. Especially as I seem to be testing as a Hufflepuff recently!!!
    2. Beatrice Groves says
      Hope you enjoy it! I really did – and all the more so for having read the script and not coming to it ‘clean.’ That got me over the disappointment of the Time Turner based plot and freed me to really enjoy the stage-craft. It was the best produced show I’ve ever seen.

Cursed Child Comments From a Theater Junkie.

 


Live theater is absolutely my favorite form of entertainment. Most years, I get season tickets to the Mary Baldwin theater and I try to see at least a few shows a year at the American Shakespeare Center or ShenanArts. When my husband asked me how I wanted to celebrate my upcoming 50th birthday, I immediately said, “I want to go to New York City and see some Broadway shows.”  He just texted me that we have tickets for Wicked and Fiddler on the Roof.

I also love reading plays. It was always one of my favorite parts of English class, because we would often read the entire play aloud in class, with different students taking different parts. I remember Romeo and Juliet and The Glass Menagerie in 8th grade, and Julius Caesar and A Doll’s House in 9th:  the teacher particularly liked my interpretation of Krogstad.  As I got older, acting was one of my major extracurriculars.  I played such roles as Ruth in Blithe Spirit, Marilla in Anne of Green Gables and Mrs. Sowerberry in Oliver!

So, am I looking forward to the publication of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child? Merlin’s beard, yes!  If I were wealthy enough to hop on a plane to London and see the shows I would already have done so.  I can’t avoid spoilers until the play comes to Broadway (maybe as soon as next season?) so reading is the next best thing.  I don’t care so much about whether the story is the “8th book” or not. I don’t care if there are some changes from the cannon of the book, which there certainly will be.  I confess to being vaguely curious to see if young Scorpius Malfoy has a henchman, and if so, is his last name Goyle (book-cannon) or Crabbe (movie-cannon). What I am most looking forward to see seeing the wizarding world in a different medium.

Novels are different from plays. A well-written novel provides detailed descriptions of character and settings, and often an insight into the character’s own thoughts. In theater, the story must be told through visual stimuli and dialogue. Playwrights often leave physical descriptions deliberately vague, so that characters can be played by a variety of actors, and the directors have tremendous freedom to interpret the script. Hence Lady Macbeth’s have been shown ranging from very young to very old and with varying degrees of maturity, femininity and brutality. I go the the ACS’s version of A Christmas Carol almost every year, and I love seeing how the production changes every season.  Are the ghosts played as funny or angry? How will they show Marley’s face in the knocker?  Will Ignorance and Want be played by humans or puppets? I remember one year when the ring Scrooge’s ex, Belle, returned to him when she ended the relationship turned up in the trinkets the Charwoman was fencing after his death.  Neat stuff, even if it wasn’t in the Dickens original.

Gender fluidity has a long tradition in theater, going back to the days when all actors were male, and therefore played iconic female characters like Juliet, Medea and Cleopatra. Mary Martin remains the definitive Peter Pan after 50 years. My own high school had Oliver, Dodger and all the “workhouse boys” played by girls. The ASC’s annual production of A Christmas Carol usually has Fred’s “plump sister” played by a man, and Tiny Tim by a woman.  It works.

As increasingly diverse audiences demand increasingly diverse casts, gender flexibility is increasingly extended to race in modern theater, which is why the choice to cast Hermione as Black doesn’t bother me in the slightest. I have seen community productions of The Sound of Music that included not only multi-racial von Trapp siblings, but Black Nazis. The late Nell Carpenter brought great energy to the role of Miss Hannigan on Broadway, even though having an African-American woman run a Depression-era multiracial orphanage is not historically accurate. And, of course, the hottest ticket on Broadway is a musical where most of the U.S. founding fathers are African-American.  Cursed Child will eventually be produced all over the world, with all sorts of interpretations of all the characters.  Not all will be successful, but that’s part of the fun with plays.

So, my copy of the book-script is on order. I’ll pick it up at midnight after a long day of Pottering around Staunton Va, for the Queen City Potter Party. Sunday after church I plan to sit down with my kids and read it aloud, as we did the original seven books so many years ago.  Am I expectingly the same rich narrative story and meticulous attention to literary detail that JKR achieved in her 7-book saga?  Of course not. What I am hoping for is a tasty slice of the wizarding world, adapted to this very different medium and playing on its unique strengths.

And I’ll hope the play makes its way across the pond soon, because 90% of the magic of these types of shows comes from the production decisions.  The script is only words, though they should be words that prompt you to imagine what the stage would look like.

Comments

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Friday, August 29, 2025

The “Giggling Granny” Serial-Poisoner: A Real-Life Inspiration for Janice Beattie?

 


One of my favorite parts being a Serious Striker, along with sleuthing out ring structure and parallels to Harry Potter, is to see the way real-life events are referenced or inspire story elements of the series.  So far we have seen genuine royal engagements and weddings,  the severe winter of  2010, the Cornish floods of 2014 and of course, my favorite, the London Olympics turn up as major plot events in the Strike series. As for “inspired by true events” stoylines and characters, it turns out, at least one British gallows exporter actually did have his business ruined by that pesky EU human rights legislation, the Chiswell terrier was a clue that the minister’s murder was a re-telling of the Francis Rattenbury story, and Dennis Creed appears to be modeled on at least three serial killersJerry Brudos*, Russell Williams, and Angus Sinclair; though, as I hope to argue in a later post, there are also similarities to  Ted Bundy and Gary Heidnik.

But what of the actual killer of Margot Bamborough, nurse Janice Beattie?  There are certainly plenty of killer nurses out there, (here’s a list of 18) but a surprisingly high number are male and, of the women, most seem to “specialize” in either infant or geriatric patients, rather than kill non-patients and family members, as Janice did.

However, I came across one female serial killer who seems to be a good match for Troubled Blood’s Janice. Meet Nannie Doss, AKA the “Giggling Granny.”  Born in Alabama in 1906, she would eventually confess to killing four of her five husbands via arsenic poisoning, reportedly laughing merrily to the police as she described her crimes. In addition, she is thought to have been responsible for the sudden deaths of multiple family members, including two of her daughters, two grandchildren, a sister, a mother and a mother-in-law. Convicted in Oklahoma, she was originally sentenced to death, but later spared the death penalty after being judged insane.  She died of natural causes, in jail, in 1965.

Unlike Janice, Nannie did not have medical training, nor did she use the many varied toxins that Janice employed to make the deaths look natural, instead sticking to arsenic. However, she certainly physically resembles the description of Janice:


The naturally upturned corners of the nurse’s mouth and the dimples in her full cheeks gave her a cheerful look even when she wasn’t smiling.

In addition, there are multiple other similarities:

  • Both were raised by abusive fathers, but reportedly had kind mothers.
  • Both suffered head injuries as children, which left them with recurrent headaches. Both attributed their later actions to the early brain damage.
  • Janice collected and saved newspaper clippings and obituaries; Nannie was obsessed with romance magazines and lonely hearts columns.
  • Both preyed on family members, killing or attempting to kill spouse (or equivalents), children and grandchildren.
  • Nannie’s first husband left her after two daughters died of “food poisoning,” and he was warned, anonymously,  not to eat anything she cooked. He was the only husband to survive. This is not unlike Margot warning Steve Douthwaite away from food Janice offered him. Like Mr. Beattie, Nannie’s claimed to fear for his life, but inexplicably left one of his children behind with her.
  • Both used primarily poison, but occasionally killed through different means. Janice drowned Julie Wilkes; Nannie is believed to have stabbed one newborn grandchild with a hatpin, and smothered another.
  • Both, when finally caught,  were reportedly happy at the thought of going to jail.
  • Both wound up with “Granny” in their criminal nicknames:  “Giggling Granny” and “Poisoner Granny.”

Fact is often stranger than fiction. A final picture of Nannie Doss smiling her way through the police interview.

 

*AKA “that guy in America who made his wife call him on an intercom before he’d let her into the garage”

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